Hi, my name is Ellen. Like the puppy, I believe that farting is a part of life, and can even be useful at times. For your optimum browsing experience, click on my face in the circle.
"I think your secret desire is to be a stripper."
My mother, directed at me, after seeing me dance awkwardly in the kitchen.
If you didn’t already enjoy grammar, you should now. XD
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