Hi, my name is Ellen. Like the puppy, I believe that farting is a part of life, and can even be useful at times. For your optimum browsing experience, click on my face in the circle.
Nobody asked me to prom, so I took my calculator.
Pics or it didn’t happen
His name is T.I.
He brought me flowers.
Obligatory outdoor photos.
Here I am, introducing him to friends.
A close-up shot of his dashing visage.
My principal talked about it in his weekly email, but he got it wrong. That tux was some damn fine imported silk.
Man, I really missed an opportunity at prom my senior year.
TOO AWESOME.
(via pleatedjeans)
I hope this electrifies your day. You know you can’t resist.
(via coffeefuelsadventure)
I met and talked to Zach Weiner and his wife at Webcomics Rampage 2012!
They were both quite awesome and generally amicable people.
So if you’ve never taken a look at Tumblr’s source code…
You should so you can get some giggles at the Tumblr coding team.
They have the word nipple in their names for div classes.
HEHEHE, OH TUMBLR.
