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Nobody asked me to prom, so I took my calculator.
Pics or it didn’t happen
His name is T.I.
He brought me flowers.
Obligatory outdoor photos.
Here I am, introducing him to friends.
A close-up shot of his dashing visage.
My principal talked about it in his weekly email, but he got it wrong. That tux was some damn fine imported silk.
Man, I really missed an opportunity at prom my senior year.
TOO AWESOME.
(via pleatedjeans)
Bioshock Big Daddy & Little Sister bento! by kickintheheadcomic on Flickr.
SO INTENSE. Oh my gosh.
The Little Sister is a nice touch.
"If you go to a nightclub in any city in the world, the pretty girl has an iPhone or a BlackBerry. She doesn’t have an Android phone. She has no emotional attachment to an Android phone. It’s too complicated. It’s a geek device, it’s all wrong."
Frank Meehan, speaking to Mashable at Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, overgeneralizing pretty girls as dumb airheads.(Source: Mashable)
